Euan BurnsOZYMANDIAS LORE DUMP !!!!1!!I met a traveller[1] from an antique land[2],4 min read·3 days ago----
Euan BurnsThe UK Parliament: A Comedic Tragedy on the Theme of GenocideThe Parliament of the United Kingdom is often silly. It’s a body built upon tradition and performance, and it by happenstance decides the…7 min read·Feb 22, 2024----
Euan BurnsThere aren’t enough people to pay attention to youHere’s to Anna, hardly homely1 min read·Oct 3, 2023----
Euan BurnsA Warning (DO NOT DELETE)Listen: there’s a good chance there’s somebody trying to hack your brain right now.2 min read·Sep 4, 2023----
Euan BurnsThe nth PanopticonSince it is increasingly clear the set of human experiences is bounded, let’s just exit our expectation of impact.2 min read·Jun 16, 2023----
Euan BurnsImpending DoomTonight, I’m having trouble stopping my skin from crawling. Little electric currents are buzzing my muscles, nerve impulses are demanding…1 min read·Oct 7, 2022----
Euan BurnsAd Copy BluesOurs, like all cities, really is an incredible place to visit on a stopover. It’s hot enough to melt your socks off. The flattering locals…3 min read·Sep 5, 2022----
Euan BurnsTom McTague is a bad journalist and should feel badTom McTague’s recent puff piece for Boris Johnson in the Atlantic is a multistory of failure. While falling for a scam once may be…4 min read·Jun 15, 2021----
Euan BurnsThe Incoherence of GrindelwaldThe Crimes of Grindelwald probably makes for a good book. It does not make a good movie. It’s not that I dislike the actors, the direction…3 min read·Nov 20, 2018--1--1